The Price of Being a Dark Lord - by Sauron Gorthaur
Rating: K+ (PG)
Summary: Just before Dirk regains his original form after drinking the Essence of Evil, he screams, "Noooo! Not that!" An odd thing to say for a Dark Lord who's been willing to do anything to get his powers back. This is why he said what he did.
Characters: Dirk Lloyd